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Doctor Doctor

Post by Sir $wat on Sat 30 May 2009, 5:09 am

Talking to Doctor
Dinesh Vora
[1] Provisional
Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."

"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you
done anything yet ?"

"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

[2] Unstable
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands

"Do you drink a lot?"

"Not really - I spill most of it!"

[3] Better after Surgery

"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"

[4] Dumbfounded
Man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

[5] Time Up
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could
be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

[6] Sooner than expected
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.
After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.

"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.

"10..." says the doctor.

"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.


[7] Poor Diet
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a
carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

[8] Mistaken Cause
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow,
that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe,

"Wow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his
diagnosis, "You have a broken finger.

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Re: Doctor Doctor

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sat 30 May 2009, 1:31 pm

Haha! Nice collection.

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Re: Doctor Doctor

Post by fatguy on Sat 30 May 2009, 1:41 pm

lol nice


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Re: Doctor Doctor

Post by gloriafairy on Sun 31 May 2009, 1:47 am

Number 3 is hilarious lol


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Re: Doctor Doctor

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sun 31 May 2009, 9:15 pm

The third and last are best.

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Re: Doctor Doctor

Post by Biglowz on Tue 09 Jun 2009, 4:49 pm

LoLs.. the last one was the best.. xD


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