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Are You Drunk?

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Are You Drunk?

Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed May 27, 2009 9:15 am

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."


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Re: Are You Drunk?

Post by Sir $wat on Wed May 27, 2009 7:13 pm

lmao lmao...

gr8 joke..




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Re: Are You Drunk?

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri May 29, 2009 3:10 am

Gee, such a waste.




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Re: Are You Drunk?

Post by Chosen1 on Sat May 30, 2009 2:08 am

Haha what a waste




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Re: Are You Drunk?

Post by gloriafairy on Sat May 30, 2009 10:47 am

Ahahaha

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