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Post by Doctor Inferno on 15th April 2008, 10:18 am

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The
boy
now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your bat and
your
glove.
Let's go outside and play some baseball." The boy says, "I can't.
I
sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son
says,"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
to
church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the
little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"

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Re: Housewife

Post by Ioaka on 15th April 2008, 10:22 am

hahaha

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Re: Housewife

Post by TeReX on 15th April 2008, 10:38 am

"Don't start that shit again"

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Re: Housewife

Post by Agent Cosmic on 17th April 2008, 7:05 am

Hahaha, how coincidental.




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Re: Housewife

Post by Chosen1 on 19th April 2008, 2:27 am

yea lol... how coincindetal LMBO or ROFL

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