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My Dumb Friend

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My Dumb Friend

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri May 22, 2009 9:27 am

he called me to get my phone number.




he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said:


'concentrate.'





She put lipstick on her forehead because he wanted to make up her mind.





he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.




he sent me a fax with a stamp on it.




he tried to drown a fish.




he thought a quarterback was a refund.




he got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.




he tripped over a cordless phone.




he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.




he asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.




he studied for a blood test.




he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.




when he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.




when he missed the 44 bus, he took the 22 bus twice instead.




when he took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' he turned around and went home.


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Re: My Dumb Friend

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri May 22, 2009 10:47 am

Nice jokes.




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Re: My Dumb Friend

Post by rattakua on Sat May 23, 2009 4:18 am

Sounds like blonde jokes LMBO or ROFL


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