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Post by Seldom Fail on 10th May 2009, 8:53 pm

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

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