Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Post by Agent Cosmic on 8th May 2009, 4:11 am

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!




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Re: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Post by Biglowz on 9th May 2009, 3:38 pm

LOL! It took me awhile to realise why his legs fell off.. hahas.. but isnt touching the floor too long even if it does work? xD


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Re: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Post by Sir $wat on 10th May 2009, 2:34 am

omg.... lmao... nice one...



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