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Little Girl on a Plane

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Little Girl on a Plane

Post by Doctor Inferno on Thu May 07, 2009 12:20 am

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea...'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?


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Re: Little Girl on a Plane

Post by fatguy on Thu May 07, 2009 3:40 am

LOL nice. LOL Banner

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane

Post by Biglowz on Sat May 09, 2009 11:42 am

LOL! So cute! hahas.. at the same time insulting.. to the other passenger that is.. LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Little Girl on a Plane

Post by megatails5 on Sat May 09, 2009 2:48 pm

hahaha! Good one doc LOL Banner Ahahaha LOL Banner Ahahaha



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