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Chinese vs. American

Post by Doctor Inferno on Mon May 04, 2009 11:06 am

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.”

The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”. “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”

Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”

The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Chinese vs. American

Post by Chosen1 on Mon May 04, 2009 11:56 am

LOL! Best joke this year Ahahaha

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Re: Chinese vs. American

Post by AuroraRange on Mon May 04, 2009 3:39 pm

heh, nice joke!



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Re: Chinese vs. American

Post by Safan on Mon May 04, 2009 5:14 pm

haha, great joke!

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Re: Chinese vs. American

Post by TeReX on Mon May 04, 2009 10:56 pm

LOL! Been a long time since you post these. Ahahaha

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Re: Chinese vs. American

Post by zaviershk on Tue May 05, 2009 11:26 pm

ROFL!


RAW!!

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Re: Chinese vs. American

Post by Sir $wat on Wed May 06, 2009 1:49 am

lmao.... one to tell...




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Post by ocean.bluex on Wed May 06, 2009 11:17 pm

Haha! That is one great joke LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Chinese vs. American

Post by fatguy on Thu May 07, 2009 7:38 am

LOL! LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Chinese vs. American

Post by gloriafairy on Thu May 07, 2009 12:08 pm

Haha! keep these jokes coming. it's been a long time since you and Agent post funny jokes. :victory:

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