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Funny Riddles

Post by Doctor Inferno on Mon May 04, 2009 6:45 am

Q1. Where did the animals play video games during the Great Flood ?
Spoiler:
Ans. In Noah's Arc-ade.


Q2. What's the difference between a lizard, a crybaby, and the Roadrunner ?
Spoiler:
Ans. One creeps, one weeps, and one beeps.


Q3. Why did the amoeba take two aspirins ?
Spoiler:
Ans. Its head was splitting.


Q4. What animals can survive the coldest weathers ?
Spoiler:
Ans. Polar brrrrs.


Q5. What bears live in Tokyo ?
Spoiler:
Ans. Japan-da bears.


Q6. What would you get if you crossed a beautician with a dog ?
Spoiler:
Ans. A shampoodle.


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Re: Funny Riddles

Post by TeReX on Mon May 04, 2009 6:57 pm

Ha. Nice ones

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Re: Funny Riddles

Post by tarzan on Tue May 05, 2009 1:00 am

Good 1 Doc!!

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Re: Funny Riddles

Post by Sir $wat on Tue May 05, 2009 9:57 pm

nice read...




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