Dont' get drunk when you are telling a joke

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Dont' get drunk when you are telling a joke

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:10 am

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said:
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.
He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!


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Re: Dont' get drunk when you are telling a joke

Post by Sir $wat on Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:53 am

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

lmao...



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Post by ocean.bluex on Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:11 pm

Lol

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