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10 Fruits!

Post by Biglowz on 11th April 2008, 2:48 pm

10 Fruits! :

One day, 3 men decided to go tracking in the jungle... They were walking toward a river when all of a sudden there were tribes people running around them... they tried running away but to no avail.. finally they were captured and brought to the village of the tribes people... They were sent straight to the tribes leader , the tribes leader looked at them and smiled... Then said "I vill allow juu peeple to live but you must go into the jungle and bring back to me 10 of the same fruit"... the 3 men nodded and ran off into the jungle.. (each of them had 2 guards following them to ensure they didnt escape) The first man came back with 10 apples... then the tribe leader said.. "Good, Now iv juu can stuff all de 10 apples in juor ass without showing sign of pain, i vill let juu go" .... the first man tried, failed, and was killed...

The second man returned with 10 cherries and was told to do the same thing as the first man.. but just as he was inserting the last cherry, he let out a soft squeak and he too was killed...

The 2 men met in heaven and the first man saw the second man laughing loudly and asked, "whats so funny?" The second man replied "I let out a squeak not because i could no longer take the pain, but because i saw the third guy running back happily with 10 Durians!" LMBO or ROFL


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Re: 10 Fruits!

Post by Agent Cosmic on 12th April 2008, 1:42 am

Oh my goodness, I don't think he will last for a second.




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Re: 10 Fruits!

Post by Doctor Inferno on 12th April 2008, 1:45 am

aww! poor guy, his ass will be poked severely LMBO or ROFL


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Re: 10 Fruits!

Post by Biglowz on 12th April 2008, 1:46 am

Lol... If i were him 'd choose to die straight away and join my friends in heaven rather then die trying.. >.< Goofy


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