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Post by Agent Cosmic on 11th April 2009, 4:49 am

An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled
her car into the nearest self-service gas station. She forgot
to put out the cigarette she was smoking as she began to pump
her gas, so she flicked it away.

A spark landed on her hand and the gas nozzle. The old lady's
arm caught fire. In a feverish attempt to put out the fire, she
waved her arm up and down.

A Police officer was nearby, saw what was happening and fired 3
shots at the woman killing her instantly. Shocked onlookers
asked the officer why he shot her. The officer said, "She was
waving a firearm."




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Re: Firearm

Post by ocean.bluex on 11th April 2009, 9:55 am

Haha! Stupid policeman lol

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Re: Firearm

Post by Sir $wat on 11th April 2009, 12:39 pm

hehehehee



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Re: Firearm

Post by gloriafairy on 13th April 2009, 1:05 pm

LOL! LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Firearm

Post by zaviershk on 14th April 2009, 2:14 pm

LOL!


RAW!!

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Re: Firearm

Post by megatails5 on 15th April 2009, 8:43 am

lol, was the policeman stupid....
a firearm, thats an old one, but its still as fresh as ever lol LMBO or ROFL

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