A Couple Married For Forty Years

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A Couple Married For Forty Years

Post by Doctor Inferno on 6th April 2009, 10:56 am

A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.

The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago."

The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love like never before.

Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago--or any time since that I can remember!"

The woman says, "Forty years ago that fence wasn't electrified!"


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Re: A Couple Married For Forty Years

Post by tarzan on 7th April 2009, 4:37 am

ha ha ha , nice one doc!!!!

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Re: A Couple Married For Forty Years

Post by Sir $wat on 8th April 2009, 12:11 am

good read...



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Re: A Couple Married For Forty Years

Post by Agent Cosmic on 8th April 2009, 9:40 am

LOL, this one's really funny.




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