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Camel At A Camp

Post by Agent Cosmic on 9th April 2008, 7:51 am

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African
desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel
hitched up behind the mess tent.He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept
there.

The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on
the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's
why we have the camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
urges, so the camel can stay.."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with
passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls
his pants down and has wild, insane X_X with the camel. When he's done, he
asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the
girls are."

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Re: Camel At A Camp

Post by Doctor Inferno on 9th April 2008, 8:52 am

Ha! poor man! LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Camel At A Camp

Post by TeReX on 27th July 2009, 11:05 pm

LOL

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Re: Camel At A Camp

Post by Sir $wat on 28th July 2009, 1:20 am

hahhaa, cracking me up hjere..... geez...



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Re: Camel At A Camp

Post by megatails5 on 28th July 2009, 8:25 am

hahahaha unlucky m8!



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