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If LIttle Johnny Was On a Date

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If LIttle Johnny Was On a Date

Post by Agent Cosmic on Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:00 am

Teacher:
"Michael, if you were on a date - having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

Little Johnny: "I would say, Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine...whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner...."

The teacher fainted.




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Re: If LIttle Johnny Was On a Date

Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:08 am

lmao! LMBO or ROFL


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Re: If LIttle Johnny Was On a Date

Post by Sir $wat on Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:18 am

best response...lol




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Re: If LIttle Johnny Was On a Date

Post by ocean.bluex on Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:30 am

LOL! LMBO or ROFL

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Re: If LIttle Johnny Was On a Date

Post by tarzan on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:31 pm

ha ha ha !!!!!

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Re: If LIttle Johnny Was On a Date

Post by Chosen1 on Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:36 pm

Haha!

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Re: If LIttle Johnny Was On a Date

Post by TeReX on Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:58 pm

LOL! Ahahaha

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Re: If LIttle Johnny Was On a Date

Post by gloriafairy on Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:53 am

Rofl!

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