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Post by techy on Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:44 am

1>
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


2>
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is your emergency?
Caller:I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police


3>
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it.


4>
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police!?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.


5>
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband


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Re: 911

Post by zaviershk on Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:09 pm

Are people that dumb? lol


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Re: 911

Post by Sir $wat on Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:18 am

last 1 got me cracing up here...




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Re: 911

Post by Jerry Parnell on Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:15 am

ROFL!!!



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Re: 911

Post by gloriafairy on Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:00 am

Haha this is funny

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