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Some Cool Definitions

Post by tarzan on Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:54 pm

Some Cool Definitions


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'


Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

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Re: Some Cool Definitions

Post by Doctor Inferno on Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:09 pm

Haha! very nice! LMBO or ROFL

ps. It's 'atomic' bomb, not atom. Cheesy Grin (sparkly


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Re: Some Cool Definitions

Post by tarzan on Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:43 pm

noted!! Wink

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Re: Some Cool Definitions

Post by Sir $wat on Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:40 pm

some nice ones there...



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Re: Some Cool Definitions

Post by ocean.bluex on Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:49 pm

Lol funny

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Re: Some Cool Definitions

Post by jairus on Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:55 am

Hehehe Ahahaha

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Re: Some Cool Definitions

Post by Agent Cosmic on Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:11 am

I like the this meaning more than the real one.




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