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Passing an exam for freedom

Post by Doctor Inferno on Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:11 pm

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"


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Re: Passing an exam for freedom

Post by tarzan on Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:10 pm

3rd patient was a genious!!!! Hooray!

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Re: Passing an exam for freedom

Post by Sir $wat on Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:04 am

heard this in school on Monday...

gr8 joke...



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