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Little Janice

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Little Janice

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:35 am

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!




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Re: Little Janice

Post by zaviershk on Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:51 am

LOL!! LMBO or ROFL


RAW!!

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Re: Little Janice

Post by Sir $wat on Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:03 pm

read this somehwere before...

still cracks me up...




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Re: Little Janice

Post by tarzan on Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:11 pm

waz really funny LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Little Janice

Post by Chosen1 on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:35 am

Hahaha! LMBO or ROFL

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