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Death Money

Post by Doctor Inferno on 26th February 2009, 1:31 pm

Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. "I want to take all my money with me," he tells her. "So promise me you'll put it in the casket."

After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.

Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely," she says, "you didn't put the money in there."
"I did promise him I would," the widow answers.

"So I got it all together, deposited it in my account, and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."


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Re: Death Money

Post by jojozzzzz on 26th February 2009, 10:49 pm

LOL!



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Re: Death Money

Post by Sir $wat on 27th February 2009, 12:25 am

lmao....



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Re: Death Money

Post by Jerry Parnell on 27th February 2009, 2:01 am

ROFL!!!!!

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