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Post by Doctor Inferno on 2nd April 2008, 9:45 am

1. A day without sunshine is like ..... night.

2. On the other hand .... you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares about you, just try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death ...... twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What in the world happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno's ...... What you do today, might burn your tail end tomorrow.

25. If you get your Preparation H mixed up with your Poli-Grip... don't worry, you may talk like a azzhole, but your gums will not itch!


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Re: Wisdom

Post by rattakua on 6th April 2008, 10:02 am

those really are words of wisdom... lol Thank You!

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Re: Wisdom

Post by TeReX on 16th July 2008, 6:40 am

23 and 10 are the best.

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