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Default Funny Dialogue Jokes

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:01 am

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.



Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.



A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.



Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.



Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.


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Re: Default Funny Dialogue Jokes

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:24 am

I like these jokes.




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Re: Default Funny Dialogue Jokes

Post by Sir $wat on Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:50 pm

common but nice...




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