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Divorce case

Post by Doctor Inferno on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:55 pm

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The
child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in
your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your
Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi
Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

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Re: Divorce case

Post by TeReX on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:27 pm



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