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Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World

Post by tarzan on Mon 02 Feb 2009, 3:47 am

Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World


1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby[i]

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Re: Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World

Post by Sir $wat on Mon 02 Feb 2009, 9:18 pm

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

got me cracking up...



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Re: Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World

Post by ocean.bluex on Wed 04 Feb 2009, 7:52 am

lol nice lines

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Re: Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu 05 Feb 2009, 6:43 am

Haha, those are on the extreme end.




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