View previous topic View next topic Go down


Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:40 pm

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves
and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again
and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."

"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my
friend howa to spella Mississippi."

FunSubstance is the place to go for daily entertainment.

Agent Cosmic

Manager | Developer
Manager | Developer

Posts : 3269
Joined : 2008-03-07
Operating System : Windows 7

View user profile http://twitter.com/AgentCosmic/

Back to top Go down

Re: Mississippi

Post by Sir $wat on Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:22 am


Sir $wat

Master Surfer
Master Surfer

Posts : 2078
Joined : 2008-08-17
Operating System : Windows XP Professional SP3

View user profile

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum