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Toilet Graffiti

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:39 am

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.


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Re: Toilet Graffiti

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:53 am

This is nice.




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Re: Toilet Graffiti

Post by Sir $wat on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:06 am

hahaha...



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Re: Toilet Graffiti

Post by guest on Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:08 am

LAMO! nice post doctor inferno Smile

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Re: Toilet Graffiti

Post by guest on Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:57 am

LOL

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Post by guest on Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:08 pm

lol that is one funny shit LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Toilet Graffiti

Post by jojozzzzz on Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:11 am

i like this haha



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Re: Toilet Graffiti

Post by zaviershk on Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:57 am

haha great. nice read Ahahaha


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