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Last 4 Weeks

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:18 am

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death. The leader of the discussion said, " We will all die some day, and none of us really know when, but if we did we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that inevitable event."

"Everybody shook their heads in agreement with this comment."

Then the leader said to the group, "What would you do if you knew you only had 4 weeks of life remaining before your death, and then the Great Judgment Day?"

A gentleman said, "I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives."

"Very good!", said the group leader, and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.

One lady spoke up and said enthusiastically, "I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving God, my family, my church, and my fellow man with a greater conviction."

"That"s wonderful!" the group leader commented, and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.

But one gentleman in the back finally spoke up loudly and said, "I would go to my mother-in-laws house for the 4 weeks."

Everyone was puzzled by this answer, and the group leader ask, "Why your mother-in-law's home?"

"Because that will make it the longest 4 weeks of my life!"




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Re: Last 4 Weeks

Post by Doctor Inferno on Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:43 am

Haha! LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Last 4 Weeks

Post by jojozzzzz on Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:55 am

lols



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Re: Last 4 Weeks

Post by charvie on Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:41 am

LMBO or ROFL Yikes LOL Banner




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Re: Last 4 Weeks

Post by Sir $wat on Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:09 pm

lmao.... good 1



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Re: Last 4 Weeks

Post by zaviershk on Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:59 am

LOL! LOL Banner


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Post by tarzan on Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:32 am

ha ha ha good 1 LOL Banner

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