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Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:43 am

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?

P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

P: It made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?

P: All my relations still in Poland

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?

P: No, I always up before her

L: Is your wife a nagger?

P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?

P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?

P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?

P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'


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Re: Funny Conversation

Post by Jerry Parnell on Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:26 pm

ROFL!!!

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Re: Funny Conversation

Post by zaviershk on Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:48 pm

Haha nice one


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Post by Sir $wat on Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:15 am

hahahaahahahaahahaah... gr8 joke...



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Post by cookies123 on Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:37 am

haha i like the one with the "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her."

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Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:12 am

Hahaha, this is funny.




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Re: Funny Conversation

Post by guest on Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:28 am

Very interesting LOL Banner

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Post by guest on Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:19 pm

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Post by Chosen1 on Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:38 pm

LOL! hilarious LMBO or ROFL

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Post by jojozzzzz on Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:56 pm

haha great find doc



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Re: Funny Conversation

Post by charvie on Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:18 am

LMBO or ROFL that was definitely funny Ahahaha Ahahaha




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