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Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:04 am

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his
rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him
a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man,
"This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on
that hill". The man takes a look through the scope, and starts
laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
house", the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.
Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two
bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these
two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick
off."

The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You
know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"




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Re: One Shot

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:47 am

LMBO or ROFL

LOL!


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Re: One Shot

Post by techy on Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:59 am

Ha ha , Nice Ahahaha


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Re: One Shot

Post by guest on Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:33 am

nice joke....... i lol'd

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Re: One Shot

Post by Carl on Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:08 am

LOL! Great joke

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Re: One Shot

Post by Sir $wat on Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:02 pm

hahaahahah....



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Re: One Shot

Post by TeReX on Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:39 am

Haha great joke

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