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The girl with no limbs

Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:43 pm

A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water.

"There," he says. "Now you're screwed."


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Re: The girl with no limbs

Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:38 am

LOL, moral of the story, be specific.




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Re: The girl with no limbs

Post by Chosen1 on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:04 pm

hah! how sad for her

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Re: The girl with no limbs

Post by Sir $wat on Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:14 am

lmao... wut'z wrong wit that guy?

passin up a screw? lmao...



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