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Mathematical Love Letter

Post by Agent Cosmic on 28th December 2008, 3:16 pm

De-Morgan's Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras




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Re: Mathematical Love Letter

Post by Doctor Inferno on 28th December 2008, 3:36 pm

Haha! That's the best letter ever! LMBO or ROFL

The only thing I didn't get was "The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity."

I like this part "quadratic equation with real roots".

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Re: Mathematical Love Letter

Post by Sir $wat on 28th December 2008, 4:24 pm

nice...



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Re: Mathematical Love Letter

Post by zaviershk on 29th December 2008, 1:24 pm

Ha!


RAW!!

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Re: Mathematical Love Letter

Post by Sandman on 29th December 2008, 10:14 pm

Lol LOL Banner

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Re: Mathematical Love Letter

Post by xald on 8th April 2010, 3:24 pm

binary relations haha

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