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Good & bad news

Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:58 pm

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."

Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"

Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."


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Re: Good & bad news

Post by TeReX on Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:11 pm

haha nice joke LOL Banner

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Re: Good & bad news

Post by Sir $wat on Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:05 pm

lmao....


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Re: Good & bad news

Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:29 am

LOL, that's a partially good news.




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Re: Good & bad news

Post by Sandman on Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:40 pm

LOL Banner LMBO or ROFL

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