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Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:16 am

Lawyer : So Doctor, are you sure Mr. Robinson was not alive when you performed the autopsy?
Doctor : Yes
Lawyer : Before you performed the autopsy, did you check for his pulse?
Doctor : No
Lawyer : Did you check for his heartbeat?
Doctor : Nope
Lawyer : Did you check whether he was breathing or not?
Doctor : Nope
Lawyer : Then it is possible that Mr. Robinson was alive, when you performed the autopsy?
Doctor: No
Lawyer : Why not????
Doctor : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a glass jar.
Lawyer : Er... well... then... still, was there a chance that Mr. Robinson was alive, nevertheless?????
Doctor : Yaa sure. And maybe he was practicing LAW somewhere...




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Re: In Court

Post by Sir $wat on Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:25 am

insult....



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