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10 Funny Quotes

Post by Agent Cosmic on 9th December 2008, 2:45 am

1- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

6- When youíre right, no one remembers. When youíre wrong, no one forgets.

7- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

8- If you canít see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

9 - A recent police study found that youíre much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

10 - Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.




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Re: 10 Funny Quotes

Post by Sir $wat on 9th December 2008, 2:49 am

loced the last one...



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Re: 10 Funny Quotes

Post by jairus on 2nd February 2009, 6:36 pm

A recent police study found that youíre much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Hahahaha LOL Banner LMBO or ROFL

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Re: 10 Funny Quotes

Post by ocean.bluex on 4th February 2009, 10:53 am

nice lines lol

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Re: 10 Funny Quotes

Post by tarzan on 4th February 2009, 11:07 am

the last one was the Truth!!!!!

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