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Programmer Vs Non Programmer

Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:57 am

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.



A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.



/**************************************************************************************************/



Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.



Somu : public member or private?



/**************************************************************************************************/



Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be

wrong?



Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.



/**************************************************************************************************/




PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to

Suthi..?



Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by

value or pass by reference.



/**************************************************************************************************/



Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software

engineer...



Somu : how do you say that?



Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!











/**************************************************************************************************/



Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..



Somu : How do you say that?



Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea .



/**************************************************************************************************/



Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?



Somu : System time or local time.



/**************************************************************************************************/




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Re: Programmer Vs Non Programmer

Post by fatguy on Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:30 pm

haha! that was funny!!! LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Programmer Vs Non Programmer

Post by Ioaka on Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:46 am

HAHA its very funny

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Re: Programmer Vs Non Programmer

Post by ViKtory on Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:35 am

LMAO, that was funny..!!



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Re: Programmer Vs Non Programmer

Post by xald on Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:46 pm

as a (sort of ) programmer those are FUNNY! LOL Banner

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