I am a Dead man

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I am a Dead man

Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:56 am

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.

"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."

"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."


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Re: I am a Dead man

Post by Ioaka on Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:52 am

He got a misstress!!haha

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