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Explaining politics to children

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Explaining politics to children

Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:51 am

Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we’ll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense.”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand what politics is now.”

“Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”


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Re: Explaining politics to children

Post by Ioaka on Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:54 am

lol

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Re: Explaining politics to children

Post by Kyrios1992 on Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:58 am

LMBO or ROFL LOL Banner

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Re: Explaining politics to children

Post by megatails5 on Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:14 pm

omg! good! i love this.



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Re: Explaining politics to children

Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:17 am

Wow, so accurate.




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Re: Explaining politics to children

Post by xald on Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:07 pm

so true

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Re: Explaining politics to children

Post by arfamow on Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:14 pm

another brilliant one Ahahaha

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Re: Explaining politics to children

Post by Sir $wat on Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:45 am

haha, thats one to share....




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Re: Explaining politics to children

Post by ViKtory on Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:50 am

Mwaha!!
That was funny!



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