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Post by Hotdogs on 30th November 2008, 3:57 am

A man named John was lifting heavy crates, when a big shelf collapsed on him and broke his leg. John had some time off work.

The next day, John's friend - Max - went over to Johns house to lend a helping hand.

John and Max were sitting in the living room when Max said, "Is there anything I can do for you Johnny?"

John replied by saying, "Come to think of it, my feet are cold, can you please race upstairs and get my slippers?"

"Sure." Said Max.

Max went upstairs into John's bedroom but only to see John's 2 smoking hot daughters lying in bed.

One of which said "What are you doing here?"

John replied by saying "Your father sent me up here to shag both of you."

A daughter said "We don't believe you, prove it."

"Ok", said Max

Max yelled "Oi John! Both of em'?"

John yelled back "Yeah! what's the point of f***ing one!"

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Re: Slippers

Post by Doctor Inferno on 30th November 2008, 1:02 pm

hahaha!! LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Slippers

Post by Sir $wat on 30th November 2008, 1:06 pm

lmao... gr8 joke...



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Re: Slippers

Post by Agent Cosmic on 1st December 2008, 2:03 am

LOL, such good luck.




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Post by TeReX on 2nd December 2008, 3:55 am

ROFL!!! LMBO or ROFL

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