Chicken At The Movies

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Chicken At The Movies

Post by Doctor Inferno on 29th November 2008, 2:52 pm

For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"


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Re: Chicken At The Movies

Post by Hotdogs on 30th November 2008, 1:06 am

hahaha!

Nice one Doc! Ahahaha

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Re: Chicken At The Movies

Post by jojozzzzz on 30th November 2008, 1:48 am

LMBO or ROFL LOL!



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Re: Chicken At The Movies

Post by Messedup_xx on 30th November 2008, 1:57 am

hahaha! LOL Banner

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Re: Chicken At The Movies

Post by Chosen1 on 30th November 2008, 11:48 am

LOL!

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Re: Chicken At The Movies

Post by Sir $wat on 30th November 2008, 1:15 pm

lol... nice onme...



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