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True meaning of men statements

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:49 pm

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."


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Re: True meaning of men statements

Post by zaviershk on Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:58 pm

lol nice


RAW!!

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Re: True meaning of men statements

Post by Hotdogs on Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:32 am

Hahaha, love the third one!

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Re: True meaning of men statements

Post by jojozzzzz on Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:46 am

I always see the "Do you 'really' love me?" statement in TV shows LOL Banner



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Post by fatguy on Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:16 am

Sounds true lol

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Re: True meaning of men statements

Post by Chosen1 on Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:45 am

Lol great

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