The Hypnotist Accident

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The Hypnotist Accident

Post by Doctor Inferno on 22nd November 2008, 5:34 am

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.

A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...

"Shit" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.


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Re: The Hypnotist Accident

Post by Chosen1 on 22nd November 2008, 3:03 pm

Haha lmao

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Re: The Hypnotist Accident

Post by Sir $wat on 23rd November 2008, 3:42 pm

lmao... gr8 joke...



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Re: The Hypnotist Accident

Post by jojozzzzz on 24th November 2008, 4:51 am

haha!!! LOL Banner



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Re: The Hypnotist Accident

Post by Agent Cosmic on 24th November 2008, 8:00 am

LOL. LMBO or ROFL




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Post by zaviershk on 24th November 2008, 12:34 pm

LOL! How sad


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