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Post by Doctor Inferno on 22nd November 2008, 5:28 am

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

”You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, taking her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."


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Re: Obsessions

Post by Jerry Parnell on 22nd November 2008, 8:23 am

Haha! Thats great! LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Obsessions

Post by jojozzzzz on 22nd November 2008, 1:39 pm

LOL! LMBO or ROFL



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Re: Obsessions

Post by Chosen1 on 22nd November 2008, 3:03 pm

Rofl

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Re: Obsessions

Post by Sir $wat on 23rd November 2008, 3:56 pm

wonderful joke....



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