Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek

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Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek

Post by Doctor Inferno on 22nd November 2008, 4:35 am

10. When filling out your driver’s license application you give them your IP address.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates for their phone number, instead you ask for their myspace.

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. You’re amazed to find out spam is actually a food.

6. You “ping” people to see if they’re awake, “finger” them to find out how they are, and “AYT” them to make sure they’re listening to you.

5. You search the net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as “my@home.wife” and refer to your children as “client applications”.

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as “my domain server”.

2. You often say “LOL” and “LMAO” out loud.

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1. You’ve actually reached the end of the internet.


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Re: Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek

Post by Chosen1 on 22nd November 2008, 3:05 pm

I dont get number 7 but number 2 happens lol

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Re: Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek

Post by Sir $wat on 23rd November 2008, 3:38 pm

2. You often say “LOL” and “LMAO” out loud.

fo real



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Re: Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek

Post by jojozzzzz on 24th November 2008, 4:51 am

2. You often say “LOL” and “LMAO” out loud.

how true man, LOL Banner



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Re: Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek

Post by Agent Cosmic on 24th November 2008, 8:02 am

Me too.




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Re: Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek

Post by alykokokrunch on 27th November 2008, 4:27 am

2. You often say “LOL” and “LMAO” out loud. Ahahaha

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