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Post by Doctor Inferno on 30th October 2008, 7:52 am

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?


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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?


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Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?


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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?


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If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?


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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


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Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?


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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'


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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


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Re: Why???

Post by emu1616 on 30th October 2008, 8:56 am

LMFAO! I like it.


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Re: Why???

Post by zaviershk on 30th October 2008, 9:04 am

second one is sooooooooo true Cheesy Grin (sparkly


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Post by emu1616 on 30th October 2008, 9:08 am

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

I admit i have to check to see if the paints wet :hmm:


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Post by Messedup_xx on 1st November 2008, 6:13 am

Lol i like this

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Re: Why???

Post by crabman on 2nd November 2008, 5:14 am

Haha hilarious

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Re: Why???

Post by Biglowz on 3rd November 2008, 3:13 am

The last one.. my favourite.. haha.. Hooray!


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Re: Why???

Post by Sir $wat on 4th November 2008, 1:07 am

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

nice one^^



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Re: Why???

Post by redx54321 on 4th November 2008, 3:50 am

First one always happen to me lmao

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Post by Bestiie on 4th June 2009, 9:45 am

lol Ahahaha

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Re: Why???

Post by Sandman on 4th June 2009, 2:05 pm

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

Smile one of the best... Smile

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Post by Sir $wat on 4th June 2009, 10:53 pm

first one happens to everyone....lol



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