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Post by Sir $wat on Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:51 am

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.


The road to success??.. Is always under construction.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.



All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.





Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.




Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.




If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.




You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.




Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.




As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.




He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.


Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.


After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.


If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.


Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker



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Re: Truths

Post by Belahzur on Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:08 am

"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems"

Alcohol does work, I tested it. :lazy2:


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Re: Truths

Post by Doctor Inferno on Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:03 am

This one makes so much sense

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. Ahahaha


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Re: Truths

Post by Chosen1 on Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:02 am

I find that this always happens:

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. LOL Banner

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Re: Truths

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:05 am

Nice compilation. Right On!




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Re: Truths

Post by zaviershk on Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:04 am

lol nice ones dude


RAW!!

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Re: Truths

Post by ocean.bluex on Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:20 am

Lol i love this post

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Re: Truths

Post by dyingdude on Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:28 am

LOL Banner

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