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Interesting I Think!

Post by Sir $wat on Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:35 am

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
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> 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes
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> in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
years.'
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> The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only
ten
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> years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
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> So God agreed.
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> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
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> 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll
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> give you a twenty-year life span.'
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> The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
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> long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog
did?'
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> And God agreed .
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> On the third day, God created the cow and said:
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> 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer
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> under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's
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> family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
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> The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
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> sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
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> And God agreed again.
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> On the fourth day, God created humans and said:
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> 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give
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> you twenty years.'
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> But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly
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> give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
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> monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back;
that
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> makes eighty, okay?'
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> 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
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> So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep,
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> play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we
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> slave in the sun to support our family. For the next
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> ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
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> grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on
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> the front porch and bark at everyone.
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> Life has now been explained to you.




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Re: Interesting I Think!

Post by Belahzur on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:01 am

"So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves."

LMBO or ROFL LMBO or ROFL

TL;DR? Life sucks.


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Re: Interesting I Think!

Post by Agent Cosmic on Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:28 am

Heard that before. It's quite meaningful.




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Re: Interesting I Think!

Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:35 am

So true. Cheesy Grin (sparkly


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Re: Interesting I Think!

Post by zaviershk on Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:44 pm

so accurate


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Re: Interesting I Think!

Post by emu1616 on Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:55 pm

Awesome!


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