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The Reason For Running

Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:37 am

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"


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Re: The Reason For Running

Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:59 am

I'm sure, man will side with man on that.




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Re: The Reason For Running

Post by agatha2803 on Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:06 am

hahaha! good excuse Ahahaha

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Re: The Reason For Running

Post by Sir $wat on Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:46 am

nice 1



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