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Post by Doctor Inferno on 20th October 2008, 4:28 am

After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

“Doctor,” he said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine.”

“Nonsense,” the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both have black hair,
one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.”

“It isn’t possible,” the man insisted. “We’re pure Asian.”

“Well,” said the doctor, “let me ask you this. How often do you do it?”

The man seemed ashamed.

“I’ve been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice a month.”

“There you have it!” the doctor said confidently. “It’s just rust.”


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Re: Japanese Baby

Post by emu1616 on 20th October 2008, 11:40 am

“It’s just rust.”

LMAO!


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Re: Japanese Baby

Post by amir20001 on 20th October 2008, 10:14 pm

lol thats a good one

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Re: Japanese Baby

Post by Sir $wat on 21st October 2008, 12:03 am

hahaah lol...



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Re: Japanese Baby

Post by fatguy on 21st October 2008, 9:06 am

Haha! It's rusty lol!

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Re: Japanese Baby

Post by Jerry Parnell on 21st October 2008, 9:51 pm

Meh. Hit & miss.

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