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Two Cannibals

Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:09 am

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one."

"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."


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Re: Two Cannibals

Post by Agent Cosmic on Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:21 am

LOL, evil.




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Re: Two Cannibals

Post by Sir $wat on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:51 am

haah sick...



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Re: Two Cannibals

Post by Biglowz on Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:30 am

LMBO or ROFL (Gunsmoke)


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Re: Two Cannibals

Post by jojozzzzz on Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:17 pm

Haha great joke



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Re: Two Cannibals

Post by POG on Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:10 am

Wowee!!! NICE!!!

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Re: Two Cannibals

Post by zaviershk on Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:59 am

LMBO or ROFL LOL!


RAW!!

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