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10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:11 pm

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer , not to mention to be cheaper.)

3) thou shall not steal from k-mart.
(walmart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you about this)

5) thou shall not steal from your parents.
(who knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get into fights.
(cat fight anyhow...just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)


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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by purple on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:38 pm

ha ha lol. those are funny

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Bestiie on Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:19 am

Lol nice.

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Sir $wat on Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:31 pm

ha...



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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by jojozzzzz on Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:27 pm

Lol nice one



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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by zaviershk on Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:25 am

Haha. Funny


RAW!!

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by guest on Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:39 am

lol this is the best.

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by techy on Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:47 am

Nice lines Doc Smile


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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Dances t on Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:46 pm

Great stuff lols

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Guest on Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:07 am

Nice. Very nice

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by extordin on Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:01 am

lol!!

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)

LMBO or ROFL

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by guest on Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:12 am

Thanks for the article Thank You!


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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by charvie on Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:05 pm

how did you know this doc? are you a teenager yourself? Ahahaha




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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:35 am

Yep! Cheesy Grin (sparkly


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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by charvie on Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:40 am

i wonder? Let me think :hmm: quite unbelievable though Cheesy Grin (sparkly




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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by guest on Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:12 pm

wasnt funny

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by jairus on Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:38 am

Hahaha. LMBO or ROFL

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Jerry Parnell on Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:08 am

My favorite:

9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")
LMBO or ROFL

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